Saturday, September 30, 2006

It is that one day in September...

So it is Grand Final day in Melbourne and there is that fever in the air (which is as yet imperceptible to me as I haven't left the house). My day will start soon with a post-hangover breakfast somewhere where I don't have to be nice to anyone, followeed by a short period of "walking in the fresh air" recovery and then catching up with a friend who is borrowing stuff from me for a big GF BBQ. I'll drop into said BBQ for a short time and then onto the 'G. According to the AFL, the day will go something like this:

  1. 10am TAC Cup Grand Final (Ms Batvillle care factor of -1)
  2. 12.50am Red Berets parachute into MCG, delivering match-day footballs (Whatever)
  3. 1pm Teams warm-up (Will be entering the ground about now)
  4. 1.25pm Irene Cara performs What a Feeling (How embarrassing for her - bet she never thought her career would take her to this place)
  5. 1.29pm Australian Idol finalists perform Waltzing Matilda (Love the song esp when performed at big public gatherings but not sure about Idol - personally would prefer Hugh Jackman, in tight pans, shirtless etc etc - you get the idea)
  6. (Surely the RAAF Roulettes have to appear about now - I didn't pay $80 for a ticket to actually watch two non-Victorian clubs play if the Roulettes don't appear)
  7. 1.36pm Motorcade of AFL greats, retirees and 2006 award winners as the Young Divas perform You’re the Inspiration (Song sounds awful but love this bit - clap on the old gents of yesterday and laugh as some recently retired bogans get a huge clap while they silently thank their club for paying out their sexual haharassment claims so they can start their landscaping business unencumbered)
  8. 1.42pm Club songs performed by Melbourne Gospel Choir (Thank god we don't have to listen to that Port Power song this year - would slit my wrists)
  9. 1.46pm Australian rock legends perform medley of hits (OMG - John Paul Young - YAH, YAH, YAH. Ms Batville will sing heartily along to Up there Cazaly to prove she is a real Victorian!)
  10. 2.16pm Umpires enter the arena (Goldspink is umpiring - WTF?)
  11. 2.27pm Australian rock legends perform Advance Australia Fair (Love this bit)
  12. 2.28pm Coin toss
  13. 2.30pm 2006 Toyota AFL Grand Final (Hope it is a good one - if not will nick off early and go back to the BBQ)

Hope your team wins and that you have a good one.

2 comments:

Food Kitty said...

OMFG I have just used a stupid abbreviation I never use.

You am I 10 yrs ago. or, did I mean I am you 3 yrs from now. Don't know, but if I pass word verification....YES.

Ms Batville said...

Welcome foodkitty - I think I get it and you certainly pass any sort of verification.

Like your blog - I too am a boiled egg nut (if there can be such a thing) so am very envious of your boiler. Might go out today to see if I can get one of my very own.

Am crushed to report that there were no Roulettes at the Grand Final - have taken a whole week to recover hence my tardy reply\.